Friday, December 01, 2006






Dear MSN,

Seriously. This picture does nothing to put me in a Holiday mood. I do not care that it’s a “fun” parade float. I do not care that this is considered to be the french-fry dispenser by children the world over. I DO NOT CARE. It is early and I don’t appreciate being greeted by a building-sized air-filled clown whose expression is less “Happy Holidays, kiddies!!!” and more “Please, I beg you, get this light pole out of my ass.”

Sincerely,
[redacted]

2 comments:

Kid Fury said...

OMG LOL! Clowns are evil, there isn't anything that they can do to make you that doesn't... oh no... behind you.. aaeeeeiiiiii!

YoJ said...

All I hear is, "You wan' fries whit dat bitch?"