Pardon my eavesdropping but,
HOW THE FUCK IS THE WHINY-VOICED LAZY-ASS DATA ENTRY BITCH ON HER CELL PHONE AT WORK TALKING ABOUT HER BRAND NEW CAR SHE JUST BOUGHT THAT HAS A NAV SYSTEM, DVD PLAYER AND LEATHER??????
I mean. FUCK.
This is the slut that rolls her eyes at me when I hand her my data-entry paperwork. DATA ENTRY IS NOT MY JOB, WHORE. IT'S YOURS. SUCK IT UP.
This is the skank that doesn't clock out for lunch and then whines that everyone is always talking down to her and telling her she needs to "shape up."
This is the broad that wants MY SYMPATHY because she's been here for FOUR WHOLE MONTHS and hasn't been promoted out of data-entry. NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. DO THE MATH.
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4 comments:
Ummm . . . scary.
And you know what that's in reference to.
2nd. How the fuck DID data entry girl get that car?? We know your salary . . and we know you make more than she does . . . and no way could you afford such a vehicle (unless it was severely hail damaged, stolen, repossessed from drug dealers and then auctioned off by police, 10 yrs old with 200,000 miles, you get the damn idea).
Is she married?
How's my little birdie doing? :)
You should just tell her that you're hot with adoring fans. Bitch. She shouldn't be fucking with our Birdie. :)
adulation will get you anywhere in life:-)
steady on, Birdie, my gf works in data entry sector, but she's "higher" than your girl inputting basic entry...
having said that, she doesn't earn enough to buy a car--so that's positively odd! I'm with meghansdiscontent.
Maybe she's married? or severly attached to a rich guy?:-)
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