As it turns out, I’ve been moved to a different part of the Fluffy Cloud Where The Carebears Live. This particular part is actually the innermost sanctum of the Fluffy Cloud and requires Actual Work; not to mention the Quick Learning one is expected to participate in. And though one could get excited that this new part of the Fluffy Cloud comes complete with a Blackberry, a cell phone and a laptop, keep in mind that these are not just fun toys—they are, in fact, tools one is expected to use daily as a part of this Actual Work process.
So because I will be sharing a cube with a very official sounding Carebear while I am trained to the fullest extent of the law, my email and internet access will be sporadic and short. Please Bear with me.
If you’re nice, I might get
But only if you’re very, very nice.
7 comments:
no, didn't think you're dead, just mildly concerned.
the dead have risen!
I never never never want to work someplace where I have to have an electronic leash on me at all times.
Blackberry, phone and laptop.
"(Care)Bare Necessities"
(waddles off like Baloo)
Volunteering me for things again? :)
(PS - called Bakey Bake, he's in for Saturday!)
I'm not sure "work" is a valid excuse to not blog. Although I guess in the alternative being a Carebear is a pretty valid excuse, what with the chubby finders making typing so difficult.
We all will be fervently thumb-wrestling in anticipation of your return.
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