Please, you act like I don't have a pair of pink and black fishnet elbow-length gloves sitting in my car RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. I may never re-embrace the perms and big bangs but I will always accept the shoes. One can never discriminate against shoes.
um, the picture might have done them a little more justice after the lunch conversation... okay. i don't judge you. i will just simply say they are cute and move on 'bout my business.
okay, seriously. I don't do feet. I do not have corns or any other foot maladies as I stopped wearing uncomfortable shoes. I do not take pictures of my feet and post them. I do not let people get near my feet. I do not let people touch my feet. If there were a chastity belt for feet, I'D OWN IT.
My name is [redacted] and I'm reclaiming just a bit of my anonymity. I was not harassed by identity theives or stalkers, but have learned that Google is 50% your enemy.
I work at an undisclosed location in a green cubicle. I hate bird noises, alien movies and chapped lips. I am consistently mildly cranky. But at least I'm consistent.
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Too late.
We already had a hearing, formal comments are as follows:
- Polka Dots on shoes?!?!?
- She writes well.
- Has cats, crazy ones.
- Hey, look at that guys pants, classic (laughs).
- Name not actually Birdie.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
oh I gotta see them! maybe I'll get some if I like them. think they would go well with my gray dress pants?
CUTE!!!
(My wife loves taking me shopping...)
i think that they are lovely shoes although they are a flashback to the 80's. we could purchase prom dresses from goodwill to match. ha ha. love you
Please, you act like I don't have a pair of pink and black fishnet elbow-length gloves sitting in my car RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. I may never re-embrace the perms and big bangs but I will always accept the shoes. One can never discriminate against shoes.
um, the picture might have done them a little more justice after the lunch conversation... okay. i don't judge you. i will just simply say they are cute and move on 'bout my business.
Those are gorgeous, where did you find them?
Nine West :) AND THEY WERE ON SALE. Which obviously justifies my purchase.
Purchased justified.
Rock those bitches out girl. ON SALE means LOOKS AMAZING with EVERYTHING.
Boys. Sheesh.
if they had a heel to them, i could see it. but as they are... i just want to slow dance with you to air supply.
So we are back on shoes-and hence feet.
How are your corns?
Can we now see a picture of your bare feet from the top
P.S
Did you hget my email?
okay, seriously. I don't do feet. I do not have corns or any other foot maladies as I stopped wearing uncomfortable shoes. I do not take pictures of my feet and post them. I do not let people get near my feet. I do not let people touch my feet. If there were a chastity belt for feet, I'D OWN IT.
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