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- birdie
- My name is [redacted] and I'm reclaiming just a bit of my anonymity. I was not harassed by identity theives or stalkers, but have learned that Google is 50% your enemy. I work at an undisclosed location in a green cubicle. I hate bird noises, alien movies and chapped lips. I am consistently mildly cranky. But at least I'm consistent.
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November
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- I'm Feeling Happy, So Highly Evolved
- Days left for my previous landlord to return my de...
- Notice
- Why I should just burn more CD's
- I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I am...
- Dragonflutters
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn'...
- Sneezy and Dopey and STUPID
- Here's your one chance, Fancy
- Paging Dr. L'Enfant
- Take exit 5A and head straight into oncoming traffic
- The Chuck Norris of hair product
- Dear Internet,I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T G...
- Pretty? Or Pretty Special?
- Bloody smashing, dah-ling
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1 comment:
Dude, screw keying his car. Toss a sparkplug at his windshield and maybe 1/2 a dozen eggs on the paint job.
Greedy bastard. Do you want me to call Judge Judy?
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