I would just like to know how all five hotels are booked in Timfuckto, TN. The only attraction in this town is the Loretta Lynn Museum and Dude Ranch. Give me break.
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Two words: "Concert Weekend".
Three times a year, the Queen of Country Music holds court at her ranch in Hurricane Mills, and her loyal subjects from all over the world converge here. I learned from experience that if you don't reserve your room months in advance, you end up sleeping in your car.
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Two words: "Concert Weekend".
Three times a year, the Queen of Country Music holds court at her ranch in Hurricane Mills, and her loyal subjects from all over the world converge here. I learned from experience that if you don't reserve your room months in advance, you end up sleeping in your car.
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