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- birdie
- My name is [redacted] and I'm reclaiming just a bit of my anonymity. I was not harassed by identity theives or stalkers, but have learned that Google is 50% your enemy. I work at an undisclosed location in a green cubicle. I hate bird noises, alien movies and chapped lips. I am consistently mildly cranky. But at least I'm consistent.
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no no. i do want criticism. but. ugh. hard to explain. i found the part i posted in an email i sent myself over a year ago when i was leaving a previous job. i've since added on it and tweaked it and changed it and whatnot-- and i decided it wasn't worth anyone wasting their time reading if i'd already scrapped/edited/changed most of it anyway.
i thought maybe posting it would give me some incentive to start working on that story line again... but nope. it just pissed me off. i hated everyone being able to see it, knowing that it hadn't been spell checked or accuracy checked.
and i'd prefer you be as critical about anything else i post. :)
*kisses* oh, was there a little tongue in there? whoopsies.
stupid duckie.
birdie, you'd better punish him. :P
Oooo, tongues and punishment!!!
You know so well how to get our attention.
birdie - I enjoy your writing style and eagerly await your next installment. I unfortunately can't help you in the critiquing department because I suck at writing. I'm just a high school dropout anyway. No school for me :(
But I can still enjoy wit and charm.
duckie - Don't be too hard on yourself man. You Rock!
Grace - Come over here girl.. -lol
Did I miss something?
Hmmm..
feathers all over the place too!
Last time I found feathers all over like this,
a neighbor's cat had eaten my bird. :(
And She does have cats.
Duckie: Slip was an unintentional yet calculated slip ;) whoopsie.
sqg: feathers? you found my feathers? GIVE THAT SHIT BACK, MAN!
yeeeeaah. so i have no internet at my home anymore b/c i am POOR and DESTITUTE and having taken to selling bananas on the street for change. so i had no access ALL WEEKEND LONG. very traumatic. now i have to sneak around at work (sniffle)
OMG!!! No net@home!?!
Damn birdie, that really sucks.
That's traumatic news for all of us. *sniff*
Banana's huh? So...
how's that working out? :o
Oh, and here's the feathers I found.
It's ok if I keep one, right? :)
Oh, and another thing..
Be careful pulling up my 'Wet in Miami' pics If your at the office.
Don't want ya to get busted again for looking at pr0n and stuff. -lol
english is your first language? really? god. i'd never have known what with the monosyllabic answers and the spelling ability of a 3rd grader and all.
KIDDING.
um. no. you've never told me how hot i am. however, i did just get a very swollen head as was feeling a bit like a frizzy haired leper today. due in part to the EVIL POLLEN. hm. perhaps swollen head was bad descriptive choice, no? ;)
sqg: i suppose you can keep that one feather. but only if you're VERY VERY NICE TO IT and frequently tell it that it's a nice feather and pat it gently.
How do we know that this is really birdie?
Could be a c-a-t playing us for fools.
The poor girl. She may have been eaten alive!?!
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