Dear CNN,
On your payroll, you employ a person whose sole job it is to find stock photos and images. I know this because in New York, like, where I worked, there was a guy named Adam who totally rocked out at that job. He could find you stock footage of a melancholy avian on a blue bench in a snowstorm in Ecuador.
But this? You chose to display an airbrushed anime’ version of a stygian overgrown human fetus with red glowing eyes? Seriously, I’m going to need further clarification on this one because where I come from, this picture is more Hell’s Gatekeeper Worries About Decapitation, Loss of Retirement Funds and less Average Worker Complains of Boredom, Lack of Challenge in Workplace.
Regards,
[redacted]
5 comments:
ahh the woes of being a shakily employed gatekeeper of hell. the hours are nice, the benefits are nice, but... the people are assholes.
Bad choice indeed.
you got a point there duckie. even worse if it was your brother who was working the door of the club. i'd just have ma's phone number blocked. i mean shit, as the gatekeeper of hell, you can do these things.
bwahahahahahahahahahahah.
Simple rule of thumnb Birdie, people are stupid....
Love your letter though
I think that's funny. Every once in a while you've got to use an inappropriate picture. Otherwise you'd just get bored.
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