Monday, November 06, 2006

Dear Internet,

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T GO VOTE TOMORROW I WILL PERSONALLY BREAK YOUR KNEES.

And if you live in Little Rock and want to whine about not knowing where to go, then click here and shut your pie hole.

Love,

Robin

6 comments:

Carl from L.A. said...

My dearest Robin,

I respectfully cannot go vote tomorrow because I voted absentee, which in turn was because I will be a Polling Place Inspector in some other Precinct than my own tomorrow.

May I be excused?

Sincerely yours,

Carl

p.s. Californians: Yes on 86 and 87, tax those bastards.

i, Bobo said...

I already voted via that absentee thingy.

You know, if you hold the ballot sideways you can fill in the dots to make a pretty picture.

Mine was a sailboat.

PJ said...

I'm with you Birdie! I had breakfast with three 20-something-year old friends this past weekend and NONE of them are going to vote - all with LAME excuses (i never knew "I'm too busy" was an excuse for voting). For cliff's sake it's your civic duty! People are in countries out there who would DIE to vote because they're not allowed to.

Sheesh.

birdie said...

carl: you are totally excused with your bad-ass early-voting self.

bobo: *sigh* absentee BALLOT, not thingy. I'll learn you something come hell or highwater, boy. and I think I might make mine a pretty kitten. sailboats are too manly and all.

pj: you are SO my new best friend

Drunken Chud said...

shouldn't that be "dear people of the internet" cuz... let's face it... if the internet could vote... goatse would be a gubenatorial candidate.

and yes, i will be voting. and i will be voting yes on michigan proposal 2. w00t!

Adam said...

Bobo, that was excellent.


I didn't vote. Hope that's okay.