Monday, August 29, 2005

So. I quite liked telling of my little adventure on the vomit ferry. Hence, a selection of incidents which I will write about in the very near future. Of course, I will be taking ballots on which one should get written about first. Though if nobody cares too much, it's CAPTAIN RANDOM for everybody and if you don't like it then LICK MY IMAGINARY BALLS.

1) How I Obtained Free Pizza And Became a Legend at the Sigma Nu Papa John's
2) How I Got Dry-Humped on Film and How Said Film Was Then Shown For Artistic Purposes In Front Of A Great Many People
3) Why Some People (boys) Should Keep Their Pants On Or At Least Send Out A Memo Regarding Pant-Dropping Event
4) How An Alien Fetus Done Flew Out My Coochie
5) Sing to the Furry Kitty, He Likes It.
6) An Earwig In The Ear and a Midas Touch
7) The Turning Angel Lives In The Ghetto And You Should Never Ride Around With Boys Who Take Off Their Shirts When You Are Underage, Even If Your Tire Goes Flat
8) The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round-- Can You Think Of Other Things to Go Round And Round? Can You?
9) Why Some Boys Should Just Not Speak-As They Will Not Make Any Sense And Further Confuse Your Very Important Anthropological Studies Of The College Age Male


Aren't you excited? I can feel your excitement.

What?

I'm sorry.

I don't speak Skankho

7 comments:

Ringo said...

Number 2 and number 4.

Oswald Croll said...

Number 1, no doubt.

And will someone get a sister some chocolate for christ sakes.

Carl from L.A. said...

I'll take Captain Random and lick your imaginary balls.

Sun Rider said...

I'm with Ringo. I HAVE to hear about #'s 2 and 4. Anything related to dry humping and your coochie MUST be shared? Does that make me a perv? Probably.

The Pizza story would be kewl, too.

Joey said...

1 and 2, 1 and 2, 1 and 2!!!

James said...

Captain Random and licking of your imaginary balls. I bet they look spectacular. :)

lilylala said...

because i have heard a lot of your stories i vote for #1 cuz i have never heard it b4. tell me birdie do you like pizza and sigma nu boys?