Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Every time I get up for coffee I pray that the pot will be empty.

Giving me reason to stand, silently and without need for conversation, for three and a half minutes.


trueborn said...

Too true people suck sometimes. Inevitably this is when I begin fucking with people. No seat is safe from my thumbtack! No ones homepage is too sacred to change! No phone too lovely to smear with vasiline!
If I am in hell, then it's best I start a war.
For I always win those.

Drunken Chud said...

don't have anything to say. so i'm saying nothing with this. it happens.

meghansdiscontent said...

Birdie, love, haven't you learned to EMPTY the coffee pot so you have an excuse to stand there??

I thought I had taught you better than this.

Make some excuse.
There are grounds in the pot.
It's stale.
Something, anything.

Chica, we gotta get you a new job.

Coyote Mike said...

If you use a french press coffee pot, you could stand around silently for about 10 minutes :D

PJ said...

If you come to Australia and wait in front of a coffee pot, you could wait and contemplate for years.

They don't generally do filtered coffee here. Espresso, press or instant.

Barry S. said...

Every time I get up for coffee I pray that smell in the breakroom is gone.

Hmm, it also follows me back and forth from my office as well.

Carl from L.A. said...

Nah - if I want to stand silently without need for conversation, I'd just go ride the office building elevator.