Wednesday, April 12, 2006

You Thought I Was Dead, Didn't You

As it turns out, I’ve been moved to a different part of the Fluffy Cloud Where The Carebears Live.  This particular part is actually the innermost sanctum of the Fluffy Cloud and requires Actual Work; not to mention the Quick Learning one is expected to participate in.  And though one could get excited that this new part of the Fluffy Cloud comes complete with a Blackberry, a cell phone and a laptop, keep in mind that these are not just fun toys—they are, in fact, tools one is expected to use daily as a part of this Actual Work process. 

So because I will be sharing a cube with a very official sounding Carebear while I am trained to the fullest extent of the law, my email and internet access will be sporadic and short.  Please Bear with me. 

If you’re nice, I might get Brittany to write some stories about last weekend. 

But only if you’re very, very nice.

 

7 comments:

Carl from L.A. said...

no, didn't think you're dead, just mildly concerned.

Drunken Chud said...

the dead have risen!

Unknown said...

I never never never want to work someplace where I have to have an electronic leash on me at all times.

Faltenin said...

Blackberry, phone and laptop.

"(Care)Bare Necessities"

(waddles off like Baloo)

meghansdiscontent said...

Volunteering me for things again? :)

(PS - called Bakey Bake, he's in for Saturday!)

Dan said...

I'm not sure "work" is a valid excuse to not blog. Although I guess in the alternative being a Carebear is a pretty valid excuse, what with the chubby finders making typing so difficult.

Barry S. said...

We all will be fervently thumb-wrestling in anticipation of your return.